Celebrity Updates

2010 is going to be the best year of our life! It is as it has been designed and it is our job to ensure that design is properly executed.

We go into this next year so rich – in strength, joy and more knowledge than ever before. We are armed and ready to tackle these next 12 months.

We are gonna rock some shiz hardcore in 2010!

This coming year is all about enjoying it, whilst working just as hard even harder than before – and trying new things!

Let’s go!

We wish you, our Perezcious readers, the best year of your life too.

Make it happen!

xoxo

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Well I guess that we are talking about cheating dads, and bad dads that are cheaters this week. Today it’s Tiger Woods. But word has just come in that he is changing his ways, and that he’s finally picked a winner in his very own “Not Exactly a Bachelor” reality series. And Rachel Uchitel seems to be the one, she is seen here proving to the world what a low profile she is, when running some errands in New York City when whoops! She bumped into a media frenzy. I hate it when that happens. But back to the bad dads that are cheaters story, it turns out that Tiger Woods is down to only one mistress. Hey, that’s, like, a 90% decrease in mistresses! He’s besting the climate change people! The one that didn’t get away is Rachel Uchitel, the New York City party promoter who was originally outed by the National Enquirer. Tiger was seen with her twice this weekend: at Palm Beach’s Everglades Club, a private golf course, on Saturday, and then again at a private party for 300 at some mansion on Sunday, Entertainment Tonight reports. They were even holding hands, so at least she knew he wasn’t texting any other women during their date. Phew! Because THAT could be awkward.

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Never ones to hold back when it comes to living the good life, Beyonce Knowles and Jay-Z decided to ring in the New Year in the relaxing environment of St. Barth.

Spotted side-by-side on Thursday afternoon (December 31), the happy couple held one another as they partook in a leisurely yacht cruise around the Caribbean ahead of the New Year’s Eve parties.

Meanwhile, Jay-Z recently finished up his work on a brand new collaboration called “Light Up” with Toronto lyricist, Drake.

“Everybody is looking for this one joint with me and Jay, so that needs to happen,” Drake previously told MTV. “My goal at this point is to keep making that organic music. I don’t wanna feel pressure now that I have a single and music that’s hot.”

Now having completed the new track, Drake later told MTV, “When I heard that beat, the drums that they had come up with, it was like, ‘Man, this is a moment. This sounds like where I’m at in my life.’ So, we took it and 40 did what he does to pieces of music that I see potential in — he took it to the next spot. Jay-Z’s on it. The song is phenomenal. It’s done now.”

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TMZ.com: “Las Vegas” actress Molly Sims rolled around Mexico in a bikini yesterday … and no one complained. Happy New Year. … Read more

Jeez James Cameron why are you acting like such an a**hole?

You’d figure for a guy who makes his living off people going to his movies, he’d be much nicer to them right? Guess not. James “I’m too good for you” Cameron treated a fan worse than we treat trash as we throw it out. Recently a fan approached Cameron and asked for his autograph. All the fan wanted was for Cameron to sign an “Avatar” poster. Cameron refused and walked away. When the fan asked him again, A**hole Cameron went ballistic and screamed “I don’t owe you a f***ing signature … just get out of my f***ing personal space.” What a douche bag!!

But the fan stood his ground and yelled back, “I make -an-hour at work to go see your film and I’m an a******?”

How do you answer that A**hole Cameron?

I hope all you sluts and perverts have a safe and happy New Year’s Eve, and a**uming I have enough cash stuffed in my thong to make bail, I’ll see you back in this joint next year.  Kisses!

Have A Safe And Happy New Year!

BILLY JOEL's singer daughter ALEXA RAY JOEL is planning to study psychology in 2010 so she can better understand the "Heartbreak-Related Depression" that landed her in hospital at the beginning of December (09).

The young star was admitted to St. Vincent's hospital in New York after experiencing breathing difficulties while taking homeopathic medication Traumeel.

Joel reportedly took the medication in a bid to cope with a bout of severe depression after splitting from her boyfriend.

The singer/songwriter recovered quickly and now she's thanking fans for their support throughout December in a New Year's message, posted on her Twitter.com page on Thursday (31Dec09).

Appearing upbeat and optimistic about 2010, she writes, "I have many exciting new developments for the New Year, and I hope all of you can be a part of it!! This includes new creative projects, and even more volunteer work in hopes to give back to the community and, most importantly, to help young girls with something I feel I know a GREAT deal about: Heartbreak-Related Depression.

"Although it does not get much attention in our society, it is a very serious and painful condition that often gets swept under the carpet. I hope to bring this topic more to light.

"I'm even going back to school for Psychology in hopes (sic) to learn more about this and many other afflictions that many of us have had to face… after all, there's nothing more fascinating than the human mind and it's respective conditions."